We’re getting him fixed!

Surprise!

Around the time when we bought Bubby we were planning to breed our yorkies. I thought it was logical to find a male and female yorkie to adopt (from different families of course) and in my mind everything would fall into place very simply. Well, unfortunately yorkie mating isn’t as simple as I thought, hee hee.

Well, obviously the most important problem with breeding two dogs you own is: what do you do with the male yorkie while the female is cycling? We all know that male dogs cannot resist a female who is in heat. Bart and I planned to put them in separate rooms with separate cages at first. This was when they were wee little pups. As they grew we realized that our original plan was not realistic. We decided that we would ask friends or family members to keep Bubby while Bella cycled. I have now decided that its way too much trouble and not worth it! It would be soooo much easier to pay a stud service- and that is what we plan on doing.

The silly thing is, I feel kind of bad for deciding that one can mate and the other cannot. I believe in population control especially when it comes to dogs, but I feel like I will be taking something away from Bubby or that he won’t be completely “whole”.

Oh well, I will get over it. The important thing is that Bella does not have a teen pregnancy! LOL Babies having babies- you never know these days.

On this subject I had to include this hilarious “letter” that a co-worker emailed me. I googled it and its everywhere online so- I am guessing it’s not copy-written.

TO: GOD FROM: the dog

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?